An old wizard in sunglasses and a starry navy robe faces a brick wall with one hand on it, a pickle poking out of his robe, peeing a stream of green pickle brine

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Wizard Pee

The pickle shot of legend

Ice-cold, extra-dill pickle brine with a little magic in it. It looks like a bad idea. It tastes like a great one.

Find Wizard Pee The Ritual

The shot

Straight from the source

I

Dill-forward

Salty, garlicky, aggressively pickly. If you've ever drunk the juice out of the jar, this is your moment.

II

Cold as a dungeon

Best served ice cold, straight from the fridge or the freezer door. Warm wizard pee is nobody's friend.

III

Chaser or champion

Take it straight, or chase a shot of whiskey with it, the pickleback way. Either way, the wizard approves.

The ritual

How to take Wizard Pee

  1. Chill itThe colder the better. Room-temperature pee is a crime.
  2. Raise it to the wizardHold it to the sky. Make eye contact with your friends. Don't laugh yet.
  3. Shoot itAll at once. No sipping. Sipping pee is weird.
  4. Make a wishWhatever happens next is the wizard's fault, not yours.

Don't drink the yellow pee.
Drink the green pee.

Stock it

Coming soon to a bar near you

Wizard Pee is brewing. Want it behind your bar, in your store, or at your party? The wizard is taking requests.

Ordering opens soon. Stay thirsty.